Assistant Editor, Homeowner, and King of All Animals

For eleven years, Dylan has enjoyed a distinguished career as homeowner, security officer, facilities manager, medical-services consumer, graduate of Kitty-Versity, occasional philosopher, and, most recently, Assistant Editor of From the Front Porch. He is also, by his own account, King of All Animals. Daddy and Mommy are permitted to live in his home, provided we follow established policies regarding meals, veterinary services, household maintenance, and unauthorized sneezing. Dylan considers himself entirely reasonable. Humans, regrettably, are another matter.